remember a little while ago when i told you i was having body image issues?
well, today i got a spanx catalog in the mail. which, for someone with still resolving and somewhat raw body image issues might seem like a cruel coincidence. but, without said spanx catalog i would never know that some people buy under-clothing products with "optional pads that add a cheek size for extra oomph."
yep, people actually buy things to make their butts look BIGGER.
and suddenly, i don't feel so bad.
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1 comment:
What, exactly, is the unit of measurement for cheek size? How can we be assured said pads only add *one* cheek size? Color me skeptical.
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