Wednesday, May 16, 2012

cheek size

remember a little while ago when i told you i was having body image issues?

well, today i got a spanx catalog in the mail. which, for someone with still resolving and somewhat raw body image issues might seem like a cruel coincidence. but, without said spanx catalog i would never know that some people buy under-clothing products with "optional pads that add a cheek size for extra oomph."

yep, people actually buy things to make their butts look BIGGER.

and suddenly, i don't feel so bad.

1 comment:

Kate said...

What, exactly, is the unit of measurement for cheek size? How can we be assured said pads only add *one* cheek size? Color me skeptical.