sandman

it appears that i have lost my ability to sleep in on the weekends.

this is very distressing because i have always been a champion at sleeping in. i have a special talen for it, you see. it is one of my most favorite things.

but, this business of being a real adult and getting up early and going to work at the same time every day has really thrown a wrench in the system. i can't even force myself to sleep longer. it's pathetic.

though i suppose if i were really a real adult, i would use my new morning hours for things more productive than blog-stalking, shopping online and reading vanity fair. all while still in bed.

but i don't want to grow up too quickly now, do i?