dear employees at victoria's secret,
might i suggest avoiding the following tactic when attempting to convince me to buy something in your store.
clueless employee: have you heard about our new miracle/magical/mystical push-up bra?
me (secretly and ashamedly intrigued): no.
clueless employee: what cup size are you?
me (sort of embarassed to say it out loud, but interested to see where this is going: an A.
clueless (and now enthused) employee: then you are going to want one of these for SURE!
me (totally unenthused and maybe about to cry): i am not looking for a bra today.
the shame of it is, i actually could have used a new bra. your loss.
sincerely,
A (cup) for effort
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My last (and I do mean "last") Victoria's Secret experience:
Me: Do you carry full-figure bras?
Salesperson: Definitely. What cup size are you?
Me: (respond with size, which I will NOT post here).
Salesperson: Oh, no, not THAT large!
Boo hoo for us, Frances, cursed in our own separate ways!
great title
Yea... I kind of wish I hadn't read this one.
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