"back when i was dating my gay boyfriend..."
"i want a tattoo."
"my mom has a tattoo."
"your mom has a tattoo?"
"well, it was during the cold war..."
"remember when we all had to shower naked together?"
"when are you getting married?"
"december 29th."
"that's a good day for it."
"are you getting married that day, too?"
"i was going to be."
(that was actually overheard by susan, at church no less. i hope i got it right)
my mom: "oh, dear. ben is throwing up."
me: "where are you?"
my mom: "in the parking lot at best buy."
silence.
my mom: "so, what do you want for christmas?"
"i was once a paranoid heterosexual myself."
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
3 comments:
now this is good content!
p.s. oddly, one of my friends is getting married on december 29.
I truly was a confused heterosexual. Glad that's out of the way.
It's all about networking with the right loonies, I guess. And having your hearing aid turned up.
Post a Comment