Wednesday, June 4, 2008

wild wedding weekend: the recovery

all right, all right, i know that this "weekend" was actually two weekends ago now, but stick with me people. i'm only a little bit behind and i'll get us caught up before you know it. so, back to two weekends ago...

with lots of fun friends in town for the wedding festivities and a glorious no-work monday ahead of us, we decided a trip to the trusty woolley cabin was in order. the original plan included the boat and water skiing, which seemed completely reasonable given that it was memorial day weekend, but we were thwarted by the continuation of crappy weather. it was snowing up there. not cool. i should add that justin, who is from canada, suggested that we could still go water skiing since *he* had a wet suit, and it wasn't that cold anyway. we disagreed. and we won.

but even without boats and water and sunshine, it was another successful cabin outing. we are quick becoming cabin veterans, and i even drove there all by myself without getting lost or taking a wrong turn or having to turn around or anything, despite marc's claims that he couldn't read my handwriting and subsequent dodgy navigation. i did miss a pretty critical turn on the way home, which travis and marc were quick to point out, but not quick enough. luckily, ck had a sharp eye out and called me within seconds to steer me back on track.

some highlights:

recounting hilarious stories about the newlyweds, like the time i first met chris and he said, "so frances, have you ever been self-conscious about your name?" or the time jane convinced me that we would get places faster and use less energy if we sashayed instead of walking. (i gave a demonstration of which there is, sadly, no photographic proof.) more ridiculous than this particular claim is the fact that i sashayed around boston for three days before finally abandoning the project.

lots of delicious food, including a gourmet breakfast courtesy of brad. (i think the "primitive" facilities worked against him and some of the pear-and-pecan pancakes were, well, raw. but some of them were downright yummy. and there was back-up french toast.)















cabin games! marc, james and i were the winning "trivial pursuit: 90s edition" team, probably because our board piece was kurt cobain. the game also featured definite over-usage of the word "dude." the next day, my all-time favorite, speed scrabble, was temporarily supplanted for a game of dominoes, which was quickly abandoned because none of us could quite follow heidi's rules. and all that adding was giving me a headache. i am much better with letters. and i did manage to win a few games of speed scrabble, but then susan wanted to keep track of points and then we were back to adding and i was over it.













but by then it was time to go outside! it was only sort of freezing and sort of raining. we girls headed out on a muddy, marvelous hike (sadly cut short by snow on the trail...)














while the less environmentally-conscious boys struck out on the four-wheelers. but not before a lot of time and effort was spent trying to figure out how to start them. not to mention filling up massive tires with a bicycle pump. i am not sure exactly what was happening, but i do know that there was a lot of grunting and pulling of a cord, and lots of boys leaning perplexedly over the vehicle until ethan pushed a button and the thing just started.
















and we celebrated travis' birthday. travis had a pretty awesome candle-blowing-out-technique and he got every single one in one big puff. but he also spit on the cake. we were all careful to avoid that part.




the weekend also included some unexpected intrigue. travis got down to his room in the basement only to discover the window was broken and there was glass everywhere. my money is on a snoopy raccoon, but i guess we will never know what really happened. and then the power and water went off on monday afternoon so we decided to leave. and then it all came back on just as we were loading up the cars. and another successful cabin adventure had come to an end.

Friday, May 30, 2008

wild wedding weekend, part two

after days of rainy, dreary weather, the wedding morning was bright and sunny and wonderful, which was such a relief. on the less relaxing side, there were also three of us to get through the shower, dressed and made up, and a last minute black tank top-related bridesmaid crisis to attend to. the last sealing i went to i barely made it in before the bride and groom, an experience i was not eager to repeat, but luckily we made it in plenty of time, and the rest of the day looked something like this...



robin, shaunna and melissa outside the temple...



the happy couple (jane asked chris not to cut his hair...)



photo madness...



and the kids aren't too happy about it...



robin capturing the action, and looking quite lovely...



we wanted to be in some pictures, too...



a man none of us recognized thrust this camera into shaunna's hands and asked her to "handle it." he was the same man trying, very loudly, to bunch the wedding party together for a photo until jane's dad came off the steps and, leading him away from the group, said, "we actually have a professional photographer to handle all of that so why don't you just stand right over here..."



friends...



waiting for the luncheon to start...



as a sidenote, while we were sitting in the lobby of the joseph smith memorial building, who should walk in but my old district leader, elder tashiro. my japanese is pretty pathetic, but i did manage to surmise that he has been living here since the beginning of the year, going to uvsc. and there was no misunderstanding when he asked if i was married. when i said no, he said, "still?" awesome.





starting the ring ceremony...



the luncheon was also a reunion with tandis, our third roommate, and another college friend, erica. i tried to get robin to switch spots with me so i could sit next to tandis and catch up, but instead she left me next to uncle scott (or richard? i can't remember), a marriage and family therapist who pretty much did nothing but ask this question: "why are there so many women of your generation in the church who don't get married?" maybe i should have introduced him to elder tashiro...



and then, after a quick rest and a costume change, it was off to the reception. with a beautiful cake...


... and adorable chocolate-covered children (we actually overheard one boy, running to the chocolate fountain shouting, "stuff dipped in chocolate, gooooood!")













the bouquet toss went slightly awry when jane launched the flowers way past where we were standing and they landed with a thud on the concrete, roses popping off everywhere. but, despite robin's best efforts to ignite my dress, the sparklers were a great, and safe, success, and off the happy couple went.





and home we went, sore feet and happy hearts, all.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

wild wedding weekend, part one

jane, my old college roommate and one of my most near and dear friends, got married last weekend. which meant a non-stop party for days on end! as you may know if you know me (or if you have been reading this blog for a while), i am not super into weddings, and i usually try pretty hard to avoid them. i am willing to make an exception to my usual wedding hiatus, however, when the blessed event involves people i really like and don't see very often coming to town and staying at my house.

like robin and shaunna. robin and shaunna were also roommates in college, and lived right across the street from jane and me. we ate almost every meal together, watched thursday night tv together, walked to classes together. robin and i even had an intense morning work-out schedule going for a while, which seems sort of amazing now that i am lucky to make it to work by 9:30a.m. i hadn't seen shaunna since her own wedding, five years ago, and robin since two summers ago, so it was about time for a reunion. we did lots of girly things, like shopping and baking and watching romantic comedies. and we enjoyed some delicious stoneground pizza with robin's younger brother, tanner, and his friend, michael. (or it might be matt. for some reason i have real trouble remembering his name.) as a funny side note, tanner called just as we were leaving the house and said, "can you bring some lotion that i can put on my face? it's really dry." when i said yes, he said, "girls are awesome!" how right you are, tanner. how right you are.










we got off to a strong start, and did our best to keep going, but it didn't take long to discover we're just not as young and energetic as we used to be.


Friday, May 23, 2008

i screamed, you screamed, we all screamed for... chocolate!

because i am sure you are all DYING to know, i am happy to report that the chocolate carnivale was a huge success! especially good news because there were a lot of obstacles along the way, and it could have been sort of a disaster. as it happened, the only major obstacle on the night of the event was the fact that my dress was nigh unto impossible to get on. i was stuck half in and half out for at least 15 minutes, panicked that i might be stuck like that forever. luckily my fellow board member tristen came into the bathroom and, peeking through the arm hole, i begged her for help. a firm tug and on it went. i won't even tell you how long it took to get it off, but at least i was in the privacy, and space, of my own home.

but, back to the event. we had hundreds of people there, raised good money and gorged ourselves on some of the best chocolate i have ever tasted. the whole event was beautiful, with classy centerpieces, gorgeous flowers, fancy dresses and stunningly displayed treats. sadly, i don't have any pictures of all of that, but here are some of the dear friends who came to support me and the event! thanks, guys! (and sorry to everyone who snuck away without a snapshot. i'll get you next time...)

christian promised a "backless" entry, but chickened out at the last minute and went with a blazer. boo. and joel took one for the team by scoping out the breaker box situation in the men's bathroom (seems like an odd place for something so important at the young WOMEN'S christian association, but what can you do?)




lovely ladies marci, sallee and misty were great taste-testers, and no one spilled, which is a success in and of itself.



denise (on my right) was one of our award winners, and was also the most darling thing. she was nominated by my old india cohort, ruby (on my left) and her friend, caitlinm (on the end). i accidentally deleted the nomination form ruby sent for me denise and yahoo support said, basically, that it could never, ever, ever be recovered. i didn't even know who the nomination had come from but, in a chocolate carnivale miracle, ruby figured out it was her and sent it again. whew!




oertel came all the way from provo, because she is awesome like that. and susan came all the way from our house. also awesome.



and nate came, even though he alleges to have had a traumatic experience with the ywca in honolulu (he has no corroborating sources so i guess i have no choice to believe him). but he agreed that a night of free chocolate was the perfect thing to heal the wound. see how happy he looks? all is forgiven.



and more lovely ladies, briana, meri and natalie.



we were all, of course, exhausted once the whole thing was over, but basking in our triumph more than made up for it. as did leftover chocolate and wine. and the icing on the (chocolate) cake? both joelle and miranda, board members extraordinaire, announced that they have buns in the oven! (flavor to be determined.) congratulations girls!

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

tag, i'm it!

my friend cheryl-lynn tagged me. cheryl-lynn was my first, and sort of only, friend when my family moved to colorado right after i graduated from high school. and now we are blogging buddies! i have never been tagged before, so this is pretty exciting. here we go...

1. what were you doing ten years ago?
ten years ago i was finishing up my junior year at h.h. dow high school in midland, michigan. those were the days, eh? i was probably getting ready for some big end-of-the-year voice recital, and working on the big year-end issue of the school newspaper. and either getting ready for, or basking in the glory of, my first prom. i went with phil stump and he wore a top hat. then he married my friend michelle, but that was later. i was also getting ready to go to a fellowship program at northwestern university for the summer. the end of my senior year was more exciting. i puked in the hall in the middle of my government final. but that was only nine years ago, so i'll leave that story for later.

2. five things on your to-do list today
- buy a mother's day gift (yes, i realize that mother's day has passed and that this is pathetic)
- pick up robin from the airport
- go to a meeting at the ywca
- clean off the dining room table
- keep my tootsie roll consumption to an acceptable level (so far, so good)

3. five snacks you enjoy
- oreos, especially double stuf (yes, they only spell it with one f. i have eaten enough to know)
- cheese-flavored crackers
- granola bars
- tootsie rolls (see above)
- nuts, especially cashews or almonds

4. what would you do if you suddenly became a millionaire?
i would take at least a year off and travel all around the whole world, and stop wherever i wanted and spend as much time there as i wanted. i would pay off my student loan. and i would buy a ridiculously expensive pair of shoes, just because i could. and maybe buy a house or an apartment somewhere really exotic, like greece, so that i could say, "oh, you can use my house in greece any time!" and maybe brad pitt and angelina jolie would want to have babies there, because that seems to be their thing.

5. three bad habits
- leaving my room a total and complete mess
- running yellow lights
- being late. all the time. for pretty much everything

6. five places i've lived
- madrid, spain
- boston
- london, england
- evanston, illinois (though i usually just cheat and say chicago)
- tampa, florida

7. five jobs i've had
- cashier at the hobby lobby
- waitress at IHOP (that lasted two weeks, and i was just training for one of them)
- digital image archivist
- freelance marketing developer for the felons (this is a super good story)
- community news reporter at the salt lake tribune

8. five things people don't know about me (i am going to go with things people "may" not know about me, because i don't think i have very many good secrets)
- i have two perfectly round scars on my abdomen from my first two chicken pox
- i have never been to mexico
- i hate movies where animals talk, or save the day
- i have close to 100 pairs of shoes
- i can perfectly replicate the noise made by the bubble in the middle of the board game "trouble"

now, the rule is that i am supposed to tag five people to answer the same questions on their blogs. but, frankly, i am never sure who is reading this (except for my mom... hi, mom!... who doesn't have a blog). so, i am going to "tag" some people, but i don't make any promises about how successful it will be. i choose suvi marie, marci, miranda, nan and an anonymous blog-stalker who will reveal him or herself in the comments section below! come forward, silent rogue! we can't wait to meet you...

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

frances cake, take five

in retrospect, i should have written the past two posts in the opposite order, because before marc made a heroic repair of my bike, he came over for a night of delicious frances cake. it was actually marc who introduced me to millie in the first place, so i am forever in his debt. and, he also taught me how to clip in and out of my pedals, so i really owe him my life. he is a for-real hardcore cyclist, but is willing to abide by my three rules: no judging, no making me do stuff, and no leaving me behind. so we get along just fine.

marc and i made carrot cake, and i have to say that it was possibly the most delicious carrot cake i have ever had in all my live-long days. and not a thing went wrong with the recipe. we remembered the eggs, the frosting was the perfect consistency, and we didn't bake it for too long. i think i might be getting the hang of this!




here are some things you should know about marc: he is from texas and has given up talking to his dad about global warming. he is the youngest in his family. he wants to ride his bike across central america. he has a freakishly good memory, especially when it comes to people he has met and the circumstances under which he met them, but he tries to hide it so he doesn't seem like a stalker. he has no sense of smell. he has 14 bikes in his apartment, and a sewing machine. he usually moves every six months.

he also is not super into the idea of eating cake out of people's hands.



but he is always happy to take some home.




it is a good thing we got frances cake in when we did, because marc is actually moving to alaska. as we just became friends, this makes me sort of sad. but we have squeezed in a lot of friendship since we met, so i think it might stick. it is also a good thing we got frances cake in when we did because marc returned my tupperware with a jar of homemade strawberry jam inside, and it was delicious. a perfect end to a perfect frances cake.