don't go there unless you want to spend the next twenty minutes laughing out loud while you read ridiculous similes written for a washington post contest.
similes such as:
the plan was simple, like my brother-in-law phil. but, unlike phil, this plan just might work.
or, how about this one:
i felt a nameless dread. well, there probably is a long german name for it, like geschpooklichkeit or something, but i don't speak german. anyway, it's a dread that nobody knows the name for, like those little square plastic gizmos that close your bread bags. i don't know the name for those either.
i'd keep going, but I can't type without laughing all over again, and AWD is lying next to me trying to go to sleep. (someone has to be the grown-up around here) so i'll let you read the rest from the source and pick a favorite.
enjoy!
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